There was God. this god named himself Tom. He was totally awesome at drinking Fosters thanks to david who had not been created yet and was also amazing at them little air hocky games. In nothingness he sat and had a thought. A thought of a new world where he could live for eternity with friends. Of course this was a silly idea so he went to the pub insted. After consuming his pints and having a chuckle with a beardy man named reginald, he used his incomprihensable powers to create a tiny world in which he would call home, also a place where he could get a really good kabab from round the corner. As he lived life though the ages, he was reall really bored because all that existed was microscopic lifeforms so he went and played World of Warcraft for a couple of millions of years untill he met some awesome people, No, not my friends today. I'm talking of course about the dinosaurs. They really know how to party then crash out on their friends home floor. Anyway a couple of million years later he made this blog to Comemirate this Awesome radical story he made from scratch. Now it is the task of other individuals to pass on their knoledge of modern life and the real life storys. Hope this whole blog thing works out guys.
Love Tom :3
