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Good evening.
Dull week as per. I shan't bore you with too many details.
This week was probably the last time I will poke dead people for a while. We had our last ever anatomy session and I calculated that overall I have spent about 150 hours in total scrutinising the ins and outs (mainly ins) of our cadavers. Its strange to think that 18 months ago I had never seen a dead body but now I can comfortably have my hand right up inside someones intestines whilst thinking about how much I wish I had eaten breakfast. Anyway, it has certainly be an educational experience.
We had many lectures on childbirth this week which included lots of incredibly graphic videos, its amazing what some people will put on the internet. One video in particular stuck with me. I must warn you, it is someone giving birth, but seriously, it is worth the watch, there is a god damn dolphin involved.
I played cricket yesterday and done really good. I scored 90 runs and was not out and we won pretty much because of me. I think I must have sweat my own body weight though, it was ridiculously hot. I also have a weirdly placed strip of tan on my arms, our cricket shirts have three quarter length sleeves and then my gloves cover my hands and wrists so there is just a patch of forearm that was out all afternoon and has gone all brown.
Juliet, fuck your Scottish medics. I am still having full on lectures and will be for another whole week. Tell them to quit slacking.
I am actually at a loss for what else to talk about now and I have a completely dead foot from sitting on it funny. Time to go to bed I think.