I was very drunk last time I blogged (although it's hard to tell because I had to retype every other word) but yeah, that's why it was so dry cause I was that terrible end of the night, nothing left to say but ramble on boringly. So with a clear mind and a fresh face I blog on: VIVA LA MONGOOSE!! LUCHAR CON FURIA!! Con furia....
This week I caught a fish and ate it, drank some fine oriental teas and read Alan Partridge's autobiography. Now I have two essays due in a week and my scholarly efforts are looking inadequate.
Halloween was awesome, me and three other guys went as the news team from Anchorman and much like you, Juliet and your Team Rocket tag we performed 'Afternoon Delight' many many times that night, harmonies and all. Here's a photo, and I want the same from all of you this week: what did you dress up as for halloween and can I see?I had five white russians and something called a cookie monster which I never want to see (let alone drink) again. Never trust a drink you can set on fire.
I've been enjoying these kind of phrases this week actually.
EXAMPLES:
Never trust a man who wears suspenders and a belt: man can't even trust his own trousers
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes
Juliet, My friend in Falmouth went to the same Cat Empire gig you did it turns out.
My favourite animals would have to be:
Land: Komodo dragon
- I used to be fucking terrified of them, but reccently realising I'm pretty likely to never actually come across one, all their scary properties are slowly becoming awesome. They're the largest reptile on earth (as big as 3 metres long). They have poisonous saliva which can paralise you in minutes. They can't go very fast but they're class A trackers and if you're on Komodo island (which is where 99% of them live) there is nowhere to run. So if you're on Komodo island and you get bitten (which you will) you have a few minutes to run as fast as you can and then wait there paralysed for the Komodo to come and eat you alive. FUCKING. COOL.
ANYWAY,
Sea - Anglerfish, just look at them.
Air - Pterodactyl. Oooohhhh, controversial...
Domestic - Cats. Cause you have to work for their love, and I like that
Farm - I always liked chickens, but they're all pretty good.
David went and almost burst his appendix this week which was pretty stupid of him casue I hear they're important, but it's okay because the doctors cleaned up after him. I had no idea of any of this happening until I got a text from David one morning saying 'I'M ALIVE AND APPENDIX-LESS'. Well, I felt pretty good about the first part but the second bit confused me. Anyway, David I'm glad that you're better and safe and alive and stuff, god knows what I would have done if you'd died.
But that's a thought for another day,
Love to your mothers.
