David bloggs without his appendix

HEY GUYS

I'm pretty sure I should be given a pass for last week on account of the fact I had MAJOR SURGERYYY.
So yeah this week I got appendicitis , had my appendix removed and then after a few days recovery in the hospital came home to swindon to recover for a week which has been very nice. I saw Tom Emma Miranda Harry Joe and Matt this weekend which was lovely and we went to the pub but I couldn't drink because I've been taking bare painkillers (1 tramadol and 2 paracetamol 4 times a day will ;)) OH AND we went to fireworks at the beehive pub cause they were free and they were actually so good and you guys missed out. So yeah my weeks been really dull to be honest, I spent the first few days in a drug induced haze which passed the time and since then I've been playing twilight princess (which is so beautiful still) and spending a ridiculous amount of time on reddit. Unfortunately this means I'm so behind on uni work it's unreal but yeah...
I realize I'm not very good at blogging but I'ma get back into it.

JOSH I missed pretty much every halloween party through illness so I didn't actually dress up, however here is a picture of my scar which is like a costume if by costume you mean scar.
waoahaohhha look how gross I ammmm

So I've thought like my dick [long and hard] about your question Juliet, and I think I've come to some decisions.
Land - Honey badger, have you guys ever looked up honey badgers? They're the worlds most fearless animal, seriously.
Sea - Mimic Octopus, look them up because SERIOUSLY FUCK
Air - Harpy Eagle, this shit will claw you dead; "the harpy eagle likes to show off its power by crushing the skulls of monkeys, then eating them"
Domestic - I'ma side with Will and say dogs, dogs are cool.
Farm - After consulting this list I'ma have to say Elk.

It's nice to be back, looking forward to all the blogs this week, I think I convinced tom to blog but we'll see.

PEACE