Wednesday, 10 August 2011

MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY

Gon do this quick because it's my motherfucking birthday.
Life is very lovely. Fieldview was amazing and revolutionised the way I saw shapes. It is in fact my birthday. Most of England is on fire. I personally lost an arm and a couple of toes in the Swindon riots but then calmly explained it was my birthday and the youths backed off.
Faye is in the bath and Sarah is on the train. These are my Uni friends with enough love and dedication to be here.
David and Oonagh and I think Josh are not here. They do not have enough love and dedication to be here.
Next blog post I'll be in Scotland, I'll see if I can arrange a sub.
So, for now - BAI